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Reblogging for future referencr.I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Mold making at its finest.
I need me some penis popsicles
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(via barringtonevan)
I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.
“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”
“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”
adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg
Fucking hell.
I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS
not Adam and Ling- Ling.
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